A few halloween jokes for the kids out here xxx funny or not xxxx?

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?

Bone appetit!

What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?

"Don't spook until you're spooken to

."What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley?

I'm bone to be wild

.What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?

Boo-ties

What do ghosts put on top of an ice cream sundae?

Whipped scream

.What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream

.What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray

.What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin

.What do you call a little monster's parents?

Mummy and deady.

What do you call a monster with no neck?

The Lost Neck Monster

.What do you call a roomful of ghosts?

A bunch of boo-boos

.What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sand witch

A few halloween jokes for the kids out here xxx funny or not xxxx?

I enjoyed them. I guess that makes me a big kid. lol

A few halloween jokes for the kids out here xxx funny or not xxxx?

Some were definitely funny.

A few halloween jokes for the kids out here xxx funny or not xxxx?

LMAO!

Quite good!

A few halloween jokes for the kids out here xxx funny or not xxxx?

LOLZ!!!11!!!11!!!!

A few halloween jokes for the kids out here xxx funny or not xxxx?

Lol not sure whether these are getting better or worse hee hee but still making me chuckle xx

A few halloween jokes for the kids out here xxx funny or not xxxx?

lol,their very good,ill be sharing them with my children,thanks for sharing them with us....x

HAPPY HALLOWEEN...........x

A few halloween jokes for the kids out here xxx funny or not xxxx?

happy halloween!

here's a star for you!

A few halloween jokes for the kids out here xxx funny or not xxxx?

Ahaha that made me smile:)

A few halloween jokes for the kids out here xxx funny or not xxxx?

those kids say thx for the laffff!!! THX....

A few halloween jokes for the kids out here xxx funny or not xxxx?

thats pretty cool i think

A few halloween jokes for the kids out here xxx funny or not xxxx?

Ha ha ha Very good,,liked them,,

A few halloween jokes for the kids out here xxx funny or not xxxx?

hahaha I am young at heart. lol

A few halloween jokes for the kids out here xxx funny or not xxxx?

hehehehahaha

A few halloween jokes for the kids out here xxx funny or not xxxx?

very cute

have a star

A few halloween jokes for the kids out here xxx funny or not xxxx?

l can see these going round the playground from the kiddies on their mobiles

star

A few halloween jokes for the kids out here xxx funny or not xxxx?

* for you ,they are very funny,thnx for sharing.

A few halloween jokes for the kids out here xxx funny or not xxxx?

hahaha Good 1's thanks

A few halloween jokes for the kids out here xxx funny or not xxxx?

ha ha ha funny