funny or otherwise, too much hairspray, moused it too much and it snapped off. dye it to match the bald spots, and the rest got lost, got it caught in an elevator door and it ripped off. got scared away by the bad combover. the kids worried it to death.
the wife/significant other yanked it out. i yanked it out over taxes. etc.etc.
BE INVENTIVE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How many ways has someone "lost there hair" ?
My dog ate it.
How many ways has someone "lost there hair" ?
it turns out, when i was an active classical musician in NY and LA that i knew several oboists, both male and female, that wend bald. there is a condition, well known to woodwind musicians. even better known to oboists (those that play the oboe) it turns out that the back pressure of the player blowing air through such a small reed, that amongst other problems, oboists can frequently lose their hair.
beat that one!
How many ways has someone "lost there hair" ?
Homer lost his hair when he found out Marge was pregnant. He ripped some of it out every single time (Bart, Lisa, & Maggie).
How many ways has someone "lost there hair" ?
I'm on drugs!
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