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THE MALE STAGES OF LIFE

AGE - DRINK

17 - Beer

25 - Bourbon

35 - Vodka

48 - Double vodka

66 - Maalox

AGE - SEDUCTION LINE

17 - My parents are away for the weekend.

25 - My girlfriend is away for the weekend.

35 - My fianc is away for the weekend.

48 - My wife is away for the weekend.

66 - My second wife is dead.

AGE - FAVORITE SPORT

17 - Sex

25 - Sex

35 - Sex

48 - Napping after Sex

66 - Napping

AGE- DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE

17 - Tongue

25 - Breakfast

35 - She didn't set back my therapy.

48 - I didn't have to meet her kids.

66 - Got home alive.

AGE - FAVORITE FANTASY

17 - Getting to third

25 - Airplane sex

35 - Menage a trois

48 - Taking the company public

66 - Swiss maid/Nazi love slave

AGE- WHAT 'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?

17 - 25

25 - 35

35 - 48

48 - 66

66 - 17

AGE - IDEAL DATE

17 - Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in

25 - Split the check before we go back to my place

35 - Just come over.

48 - Just come over and cook.

66 - Sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas.

THE FEMALE STAGES OF LIFE

AGE - DRINK

17 - Wine Coolers

25 - White wine

35 - Red wine

48 - Dom Perignon

66 - Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser

AGE - EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES

17 - Need to wash my hair

25 - Need to wash and condition my hair

35 - Need to color my hair

48 - Need to have Franis color my hair

66 - Need to have Franis color my wig

AGE- FAVORITE SPORT

17 - Shopping

25 - Shopping

35 - Shopping

48 - Shopping

66 - Shopping

AGE - DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE

17 - Burger King

25 - Free meal

35 - A diamond

48 - A bigger diamond

66 - Home Alone

AGE - FAVORITE FANTASY

17 - Tall, dark and handsome

25 - Tall, dark and handsome with money

35 - Tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain

48 - A man with hair

66 - A man

AGE- WHAT S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?

17 - 17

25 - 25

35 - 35

48 - 48

66 - 66

AGE- IDEAL DATE

17 - He offers to pay

25 - He pays

35 - He cooks breakfast the next morning

48 - He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids

66 - He can chew breakfast

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